Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Awards!

Top Ender, Baby Boy and I have been lucky enough to have two awards given to us recently. I have wondered about what to do about them, as I would like to pass them on but this is just a blog about the things Top Ender and Baby Boy say and or do. So I asked Top Ender.

"We have had an award on our blog about the funny things you do Top Ender" I said
"Is there a cash prize?" asked Top Ender
"No, you get a picture to put on the blog."
"Oh. No trophy either then?"
"No."
"Hmm. Better put them on the blog then hadn't you Mummy!"

So here they are!
Our Lovely Blog Award
Our first ever award came from OMG We're Pregnant!

The rules to this award are:
Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award, and his or her blog link.
Pass the award to 10 other blogs that you've newly discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

State your 5 pet hates for everyone else to comment on.

So here are our newly discovered blogs




And here our mine, Top Enders and Baby Boys pet hates!


1 Adverts aimed at Adults on Childrens cartoon channels.
2 People who smoke, who claim they are not addicted and could give up at anytime. Yeah right!
3 Chain letters, come on what are we nine years old?
4 Overly competitive parents.
5 Running out of chocolate.


1 Having to go to bed when it is light outside.
2 When I spend ages on a drawing and then Mummy says What is it?
3 The man who parks his car on the yellow lines outside of my school.
4 Mummy making me practice my handwriting.
5 That Mummy doesn't make enough cakes for me to eat.


1 Mummy stopping me eating grass.
2 Mummy stopping me hitting the computer.
3 Daddy changing my nappy (Mummy does it better!)
4 Top Ender putting her toys up high so I can't reach them.
5 Cats that run away from me just when I get close enought to stroke them.



Honest Scrap Award

Thanks to The Wife of bold (here), we got the above award! The rules of this award are that we need to choose 7 blogs to pass this award onto, and list 10 facts about ourselves as well.


So here are the blogs and the facts about me, then Top Ender and then Baby Boy follow!




1 I don't drink alcohol and haven't since I was 17 and a bit.
2 I like watching children's cartoons. Even when the kids are in bed.
3 I love Chinese food and don't care what dish it is! I'll eat anything within reason!
4 I was in the Children's choir for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat when I was 13 (that was in 1992!)
5 I met my husband online.
6 We got engaged after three dates in as many days...
7 I like to knit and cross-stitch. I'm learning to crochet too. Yes I know.
8 I follow Flylady :) and thank Heavenly Father for her everyday!
9 I read anything and everything. Even shampoo bottles.
10 I don't like using the telephone. I once didn't answer it for three weeks. Our answer machine got really full.


1 I like to eat Strawberry's. I like to eat Strawberry's a lot.
2 I don't like the colour black.
3 My favourite game is pictureka!
4 I like taking photos on my camera. Actually on any camera.
5 I like making stories up about Sally, the chickens that live down the road and me.
6 The Argos catalogue is kept under my pillow.
7 I like watching Pop Girl and grown up programmes like Pushing Daisies.
8 I do not like fizzy pop.
9 I have an invisible husband.



1 I was born in my sack, I don't know what this means but Mummy said it is lucky
2 My favourite thing in the world is Booby juice!
Fake Advert for Booby Juice

3 I like to follow Top Ender everywhere... even the toilet
4 I like the TV, it talks to me.
5 I like flirting with ladies in supermarkets, shops, library's anywhere actually!
6 I like to eat grass, it tastes of... grass
7 Feeding myself is more fun than Mummy feeding me.
8 I like having my photo taken as I like looking at pictures of me
9 I like to be naked!

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - That'll learn him!

"Mummy? Is there anymore Crabby patty?" asked Top Ender
"No, there isn't. Sorry Top Ender." I answered
"Can I have some of Baby Boy's? she asked already edging towards his plate
"Well not really it is his to eat"
"Oh okay. Shall I pass him some?"
"If you would that would be very kind"
"Waaab yum!" squealed Baby Boy

A few seconds later

"Mum? He is passing it to me should I eat it?" asked Top Ender
"Well I think he wants to play pass the food really" I answered
"That's naughty! You don't play with your food, I'll eat it so you learn food is to eat!"
She then whispered "Pass me some of your pasta too!"

Friday, 12 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - Even I knew that!

Earlier this week, on one of the nights I was working, Daddy decided that an extended walk was in order for him and Baby Boy to help them both keep out of my way.

Daddy put Baby Boys sleep suit on and a fleece sleep suit on top and put a blanket over the top of that. Over the top of this was the rain covers as it was drizzling.

Daddy then set off on the walk.

Five minutes later a very wet Daddy returned with an asleep Baby Boy.

"I didn't even get to the end of the road!" he muttered
"Should of known better than to go out in the rain Daddy!" smiled Top Ender

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Wordless Wednesday - Where do eggs come from?

Top Ender spotted this. "I thought eggs came out of a chicken's bum?"

Sign on a Chicken House, saying Grow your own Eggs

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - Bilinguial by Television

Today Baby Boy and I were watching Handy Manny.

"Mama?" asked Baby Boy
"Yes Baby Boy?" I answered
"¡Hola Mama!" he exclaimed
"¡Hola Baby Boy!" I replied
"Mama!" he laughed

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - Such a flirt!

Whilst we were waiting in the playground one of the other Mums offered Baby Boy a quaver. Her youngest son is a month older than Baby boy.

"Ta" said Baby Boy gratefully holding the crisp

He started to fuss so I got him out of the pram. He was happy about this and sat on my hip eating the crisp. It was as he finished that he caused the rest of the Mums to laugh.

"Mama!"
"Yes Baby Boy, what is it?" I asked
"Mama... pees!"
"Please?! Mama doesn't have the crisps it isn't me you need to ask."

Baby Boy looked over at the other Mum

"Pees?" he then stuck out his bottom lip and pulled a puppy dog face.

It worked though he got another crisp!

Monday, 1 June 2009

Baby Boy loves Top Ender

Top Ender was picking up some pieces of sausage that Baby Boy had dropped on the floor when Baby Boy came up behind her to see what was going on.

"Giving me a love-ahh are you?" asked Top Ender and Baby Boy launched himself at her back
"Bub bub love bub bub!" said Baby Boy
"Well, now is really not a good time!" she explained whilst extracting herself from his grasp
"Buleb mwah brrmm!" muttered baby boy as he walked away