Daddy Giggles - The Offspring rock

Daddy took Baby Boy out for a Daddy Son Date the other day. Whilst they were out they went to the shopping centre.

As they were walking around Baby Boy took delight in waving to other Toddlers and Babies in prams and caused one similar aged Baby to drop her dummy waving back. As she reached forward to pick it up the Mummy said

"Give it to me Baby"
"Uh huh, uh huh! And all the Girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!" Daddy muttered slightly too loudly so that the Mummy heard

Luckily she smiled knowing that both of them had been caught out!

Wordless Wednesday - Chocolate smiles

Reason number 1 as to why you shouldn't leave your chocolate milkshake at Toddler height!

Top Ender tells the truth... sometimes!

We keep a hairbrush downstairs by the television, so that the last thing we can do before leaving the living room (and then the house) is give Top Enders hair a quick brush.

Two weeks ago the hairbrush went missing. We looked everywhere for it but it is nowhere to be found. So we put another hairbrush there. Now it's gone missing too.

We thought Baby Boy was responsible, and we just couldn't work out what he is doing with them or where he was putting them. It has been driving Daddy and I crazy!

Today I found the second hairbrush wedged behind a unit in the living room;

"I found a missing hairbrush!"
"Where Mummy?" asked Top Ender
"Behind this unit, Baby Boy must of pushed it in."
"No, I put that one in there by accident, I didn't tell you as I didn't want to get told off"
"Oh Top Ender! You are so silly, I'm just pleased you told me now."

I'll apologise to Baby Boy when he wakes up later!

Baby Boy Giggles - Hello Childline?

I have taken Baby Boys dummy away during the day and for the first few days he wasn't too happy about it. On the second day I overheard him talking about it on the toy phone;

"Dada? Bad Mama no dou dou!" (which for those who don't speak Baby Boy is Daddy? Mummy is bad and taken my dummy away!)

Seeing me spying him talking on the phone he decided to try his luck

"Mama Dada dou dou!" (which for those who don't speak Baby Boy is Mummy Daddy says give me my dummy!)

Wordless Wednesday - Thin Ice (I'll say!)

I've decided that I should have a bit of a pattern to follow on this blog so every Wednesday I will take part in Wordless Wednesday as seen at blogs such as Bottles Barbies & Boys (say Hello to Johnina when you stop by her blog, she is proper funny unlike me who relies upon my children to provide me with funny stuff) so now I shall shut up as Wednesdays are now meant to be wordless...

But I do just need to say how thin is the ice?!

Baby Boy Giggles - At least the inlaws pretended not to notice!

Grandad and Nanna came round last week to say Happy Birthday to Baby Boy and to bring his gift round. They haven't seen Baby Boy for a while and I was a little worried that he might pretend to be shy around them, but he was straight in there when he realised there were gifts to be had!

I was trying to get him to show his various skills and asked for a kiss;

"Give me an Mmwah, Baby Boy"
"Bab sa tha laa tha faw!" He said as he leant forward to kiss me

I now know that this meant
"I'll kiss you, but only on your boobs!"

As he leant forward and kissed me on my chest commenting "Mmwah Boobs!"

Top Ender Giggles - The Stages of Life

Top Ender is called Top Ender because she categorised the stages that you go through in life, when she was a Top Ender and insisted on the new title. You see at the Nursery she went to the children were split in to three age appropriate groups and she managed to further qualify what happens as you get older;

"You see you start with being a Baby, then a Toggler, then a Top Ender, then a School Girl, then a Teenage, then an Adult, then a Mummy, then a Granny and then your dead."

Two peas in a pod

Today is Baby Boys first birthday. Even though I hate people telling me;

"Ooh you can tell your kids have the same parents can't you!"

Here is a picture of Baby Boy and Top Ender so you can see what they both looked like at One!

Baby Boy Giggles - It couldn't wait until the morning!

"Mama!"
"Yes Baby Boy?"
"Whoisit Mama!"
"That's right Baby Boy, the phone is here"
"Mama!"
"No Baby Boy it isn't for you."
"Hiya Dada"
"You want to phone Dada?"
"DADA HIYA!"
"Okay, lets phone Dada. Hi Honey, someone wants to talk to you. I'll just pass the phone over."

"Hullo?" said Dada
"DADA! Hiya!"
"Hello sweetheart, shouldn't you be in bed?"
"Bubba bub lal sa ras daf"
"Oh I see"
"Ta ta Dada!"
"Bye bye love you"
"MWAH!"
"Mwah to you too"

Baby Boy Giggles - If at first Daddy doesn't answer, shout for Mummy

"DADA!...DADA!...DADA!" Baby Boy shouted at 6:30 this morning
"I'll go!" I muttered to sleeping Daddy
"DADA!...DADA!...DADA!"
"Morning Baby Boy, realise the time do you?"
"MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!"
"Happy to see me Baby Boy?"
"Hooray Mama!"

Baby Boy Giggles - Chocolate covered goodness

Yesterday we had a small party to celebrate mine and my Mothers birthdays.


Auntie was in a particularly naughty mood and gave Baby Boy a chocolate covered biscuit. She left him in the dinning room on a pale cream carpet.


I was a little more sensible and moved him to the laminated flooring a few meters away, but still let Auntie clean the flooring!